Possible ovulation FAIL

Remember how I had an LH surge that was HUGE? As in, it's supposed to be >20 and mine was >60? As in, everyone who I've talked to about it has described it as huge?

Apparently that HUGE LH surge didn't mean crap, because my 7 dpo progesterone level was so low it was undetectable. It should be greater than 15. They're having the lab re-check today's sample (thank goodness, because I can't go in tomorrow morning to give another sample) and having them check my estrogen level, too, this time. Hopefully it was just a lab error, and everything is fine. Otherwise, as the nurse said, "We may have just learned a hard lesson with you this cycle, and we need to give you the trigger shot even if you have an LH surge."

I'm not happy. I've had all of these symptoms (acne, sore nipples, and now aching breasts) that I've been chalking up to the fact that I ovulated and so OBVIOUSLY I'm pregnant now. Now I don't know what to think. My breasts and nipples really do hurt, and I really do have the skin of a 14 year old boy at the moment. Now I'm not sure what it all means.

I guess I'm going to go drown my sorrows in homemade macaroni and cheese (my husband is making it tonight, since I'm no longer in the mood to cook after this news) since I can't drown them with a glass bottle of wine.